- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
“My neighborhood is changing so much, this place that was a mexican restaurant is now a small church which is very upsetting to me because I like burritos more than I like Jesus, because steak burritos are delicious and they’re real.” —Hannibal Buress (via snarkyhostile)
I DON’T WANNA WAAAAAASTE MY TIME
BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY
That can’t be him. It just can’t be.